yes, the problem must be the Great White, who “savagely attacks” a Blue Shark, who is TIED UP BY HUMANS TO THEIR BOAT, because THEY WERE THE ONES SAVAGELY ATTACKING THE BLUE SHARK FIRST, but now why don’t you BLAME IT ON THE GREAT WHITES, YEAH?

how about this, humans?  next time, we’ll just EAT YOU!!!

bastards.

vexedly,

The Great Whites

ps:  no, really.  you don’t even taste good.  in fact you taste like shit.  but everytime we turn around, there you are, blaming us for your sins.  fuckwads.

pps:  no, really.  we need to organize and just start our genuine savage attacks by EATING AUSTRALIA.  all it does is sit down there in the southern hemisphere and wonder why sharks are there.  it doesn’t particularly lend anything to the environment that we can tell.  if anything it just causes trouble.

ppps:  that’s right.  we said it.  just remember every time you see a news report about some poor surfer or swimmer being SAVAGELY ATTACKED by a Great White, yeah.  we did it.  BECAUSE OF REASONS.