The Swimmies of Doom

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December 13th, 2011
our lovely jen, pencil jen, told us about this artist, who is named kyoko okubo!  she makes these out of paper!  we like this one because it reminds us of a story about a penguin in a zoo in china who recently laid not the usual one, but TWO eggs, and both hatched, which is a problem for penguins as a rule!  except in this zoo there is a gay penguin couple, who were very happy to adopt the extra baby!  so now there are no extra babies and everyone is happy and tended to!  yay! here is a penguin taking care of a human fry!  click to read a wonderful blog and to see more of ms. okubo’s art!

our lovely jen, pencil jen, told us about this artist, who is named kyoko okubo!  she makes these out of paper! 

we like this one because it reminds us of a story about a penguin in a zoo in china who recently laid not the usual one, but TWO eggs, and both hatched, which is a problem for penguins as a rule!  except in this zoo there is a gay penguin couple, who were very happy to adopt the extra baby!  so now there are no extra babies and everyone is happy and tended to!  yay!

here is a penguin taking care of a human fry!  click to read a wonderful blog and to see more of ms. okubo’s art!

August 5th, 2011
hee hee!  look at the little human fry, pretending to be mermaid offspring!  if her parents would drape some seaweed in her hair and sharpen her teeth into points, it would fool us!  yay!  click to see!

hee hee!  look at the little human fry, pretending to be mermaid offspring!  if her parents would drape some seaweed in her hair and sharpen her teeth into points, it would fool us!  yay!  click to see!

June 18th, 2011
much as we had never put a picture here of a human person until we posted momuerto and her cool pale pink flower scarf, we have never put anything for human fry on our tumblr either.  we have been asked why, and we want to know why do you make 90% of the things you make for your fry in the first place.  (we would be more tolerant of human fry if you human adults didn’t insist on putting them in disposable diapers that end up grossing out our fry and totally destroying the ambience of our reefs and, oh, yeah, FUCKING UP THE PLANET, but we digress…) it is not your fry’s fault that their parents are so lame, so we looked about and found this.  it is for human girl fry.  we would like it better as a pouch, but that is just us.  click to see a lovely shop!

much as we had never put a picture here of a human person until we posted momuerto and her cool pale pink flower scarf, we have never put anything for human fry on our tumblr either.  we have been asked why, and we want to know why do you make 90% of the things you make for your fry in the first place.  (we would be more tolerant of human fry if you human adults didn’t insist on putting them in disposable diapers that end up grossing out our fry and totally destroying the ambience of our reefs and, oh, yeah, FUCKING UP THE PLANET, but we digress…)

it is not your fry’s fault that their parents are so lame, so we looked about and found this.  it is for human girl fry.  we would like it better as a pouch, but that is just us.  click to see a lovely shop!