so… we don’t have lips. well, we do, but fish lips are not like human lips, and we do not require tinting or conditioning or… obviously moisturizer, because we are fish, and live in water, so… you know. um, yeah.
so why is this here?
well, we like the color, and we like to help you human persons attract mates! it seems to us that when you are busy mating, you are less likely to pollute our oceans and start wars and things! also, if you’re at all like us, mating is fun, and we encourage it! if that’s your bag, we mean. if you aren’t interested in mating, that is no reason not to have lovely lips, and maybe you can attract “mates”, and just eat them then?
whatever it is you humans do! click to see!