Is that a honey badger?Why would anyone want a raccoon on a muff? They are vicious. VICIOUS.
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oh, yeah, single out the raccoon, because owls are all cuddly and sweet and don’t poop out whole bones, and deer are all cuddly and sweet and don’t smash their rivals with antlers and hooves, and wolves are all cuddly and sweet and don’t ever inviscerate sheep, and… what is that thing at the end, a badger? ferret? weasel? wolverine? whatever, yeah, cuz THEY’RE all cuddly and sweet and aren’t fucking psychopaths like EVERY OTHER ANIMAL IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
but raccoons? oh, yes, of course, draw the line at raccoons! because it makes perfect sense.
*swimmy eye roll*
