or shelter or health care?
wait a minute. how did your species manage anything at all without feeling entitled to, you know, FOOD??? and SHELTER??? we realize the health care thing is a stretch because the invention of health care is relatively new in the history of your species, and it happened to come along at the same time as this insidious crawling form of capitalism most of you are addicted to but
FOOD AND SHELTER???
human persons are not entitled to FOOD AND SHELTER???
what is going on with you, america? no, really, sit down here on this piece of driftwood and talk to us. what’s going on? when exactly did you take complete leave of your senses? do you remember who you were with at the time? is it possible they put something in your drink?
we’ve been trying to get the entire arab world to sit down on this piece of driftwood and talk to us too, because we are pretty sure they also left their (totally non-alcoholic) drinks unattended as well, but they are too busy running around screaming like lunatics. so how about you, ameri…
oh great. you’re running around screaming too. honey boo what?