Whenever I see anything about Queen Elizabeth 2’s so-called “Diamond Jubilee”, my first, and possibly only, reaction is encapsulated quite nicely by the handsome, winsome Rob Nelson of ABC’s World News Now. When he was informed it was the one year anniversary of the wedding of Kate and William (I assume your knowledge of over-hyped royal “news”, and decline to include pictures or any other references about these, the Whitest People In The World), his response was as follows, and applies exactly to my point:
“I would have gotten them a gift, except I couldn’t figure out how to gift-wrap relevance.