Carlo's Corner: Will a billionaire's trials and... →
amodernmanifesto: Will the trials and tribulations of trying to be a decent, hardworking billionaire in this nation ever end? First, coalmining magnate Clive Palmer toldNews.com.au that billionaires “were oppressed” in Australia, and, when asked if he was serious, said: “Yes, I get ridiculed all the time.” Shamefully, Palmer’s brave denunciation of the injustices his people face merely brought...
choirinfantry: bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades,...
we were going to keep away from this fandom...
crumplesnacks: so i’ve seen a lot of criticisms of elementary’s move to combine the characters of irene adler and moriarty, and i want to address some of those criticisms because i think that this twist is absolutely freaking brilliant and i want to shout from the rooftops about it. so, here we go. one day i will actually learn how to write meta that isn’t so long it requires a read more. Read...
I usually have to pay to have women oppress me. I didn’t realize they...– Major Kong
yahoo buying tumblr? →
the most disturbing thing about this article is the last comment we read. “marissa will monetize [tumblr] and clean it up.”
namakostudios: plot twist: several days after the season finale of “elementary” the writers/producers wake up to the realization that a nineteenth century male with little regard for females managed to write a completely individuated, interesting, clever female character with a career of her own and the ability to dodge a dangerous ex-lover’s brilliant detective with very little effort. this...
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy... →
namakostudios: wtfbyrne: Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww —— ——- ——- ——- ——- May 12, 2013 From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity To: me Hello, This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy. Unfortunately, some of the items listed in… ********************* Reason #567,893,221 that I don’t sell on Etsy anymore! ...
dear PBS nature shows,
we are pretty sure you don’t know what the word “harem” means. sincerely, The Swimmies of Doom
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
“You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a...
why do we have a coldplay song stuck in our heads when it is CINCO DE MAYO???
Big Brother is watching...our kids' test scores |... →
you human persons in america be cray cray! there are no words for this but cray cray! —-the crayfish
communistsextips: You can’t spell insurrection without erection.