May 2013
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Carlo's Corner: Will a billionaire's trials and... →
amodernmanifesto:
Will the trials and tribulations of trying to be a decent, hardworking billionaire in this nation ever end?
First, coalmining magnate Clive Palmer toldNews.com.au that billionaires “were oppressed” in Australia, and, when asked if he was serious, said: “Yes, I get ridiculed all the time.”
Shamefully, Palmer’s brave denunciation of the injustices his people face merely brought...
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades,...
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we were going to keep away from this fandom...
crumplesnacks:
so i’ve seen a lot of criticisms of elementary’s move to combine the characters of irene adler and moriarty, and i want to address some of those criticisms because i think that this twist is absolutely freaking brilliant and i want to shout from the rooftops about it. so, here we go. one day i will actually learn how to write meta that isn’t so long it requires a read more.
Read...
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“I usually have to pay to have women oppress me. I didn’t realize they...”
– Major Kong
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yahoo buying tumblr? →
the most disturbing thing about this article is the last comment we read. “marissa will monetize [tumblr] and clean it up.”
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namakostudios:
plot twist: several days after the season finale of “elementary” the writers/producers wake up to the realization that a nineteenth century male with little regard for females managed to write a completely individuated, interesting, clever female character with a career of her own and the ability to dodge a dangerous ex-lover’s brilliant detective with very little effort. this...
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy... →
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wtfbyrne:
Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww
—— ——- ——- ——- ——- May 12, 2013 From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity To: me
Hello,
This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy. Unfortunately, some of the items listed in…
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Reason #567,893,221 that I don’t sell on Etsy anymore! ...
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dear PBS nature shows,
we are pretty sure you don’t know what the word “harem” means.
sincerely,
The Swimmies of Doom
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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
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“You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a...
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why do we have a coldplay song stuck in our heads when it is CINCO DE MAYO???
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Big Brother is watching...our kids' test scores |... →
you human persons in america be cray cray! there are no words for this but cray cray!
—-the crayfish
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communistsextips:
You can’t spell insurrection without erection.
April 2013
41 posts
